(Un)Professional Accomplishments
An incomplete list of books and other media that I've never written:
- All the Times I Have Been Caught Waving at Dogs from My Car
- Lying to Children About the Sea
- Planning the Perfect Crime Based on Half-Finished Podcasts
- Several Star Wars Theories, Zero Star Wars Knowledge
- Imaginary Sandwiches: A Cookbook (Also Imaginary)
And a number of questionable celebrations that I conceptualized and helped to organize at VIEO Design:
